Velociraptor Day

Gotta say, the lesson I learned in doing this show is not how to protect me from velociraptors, but that my friends are amazing, funny and supportive. I love them and if they were to be attacked by velociraptors, I would be very sad.

And remember: Pluto exists and Brotosaurus' are now called Brachyosaurus!

Highlights:

Shawn: YES-HUH!

Heidi the Hippie: I wouldn't make the pet monkey do any tricks because that would be animal cruelty!
Shawn: Are you for real?!?

Jaxelplax: This would imply that Shawn had friends.

Shawn: I'll defense YOUR mechanism!

Jaxelplax: Is he locked out?
K Squared: I think so.
Jaxelplax: Oh my gosh, can we lock the door and not let them back in?

Muscles: When I was sick, I would dream that rats were running around downstairs.

K Squared: Ok, order in the court.
Crouton: Ahhh!! ANARCHY!!
K Squared: We went over that, Crouton. We anarchied out when you left.
Crouton: The light's not green!

Jaxelplax: It always happened in Spanish class. Holaaaaa. Si.

K Squared: Everyone remember, this is the happening that always happens!

Heidi the Hippie: This guy came onto our campus with an axe.
Jaxelplax: GASP THAT'S SO COOL!

Crouton: My high school didn't have a jewelry school!
Shawn: You must have been poor!
Muscles: Moral of the story: don't go to school in Central Cal. Pshh Central Cal.
Shawn: What a joke of a region!